Garfield Grows Weed

A Reader Barfs

2011-10-13T12:53:00.004-05:00

The following, from Gnick, is the entirety of a recent piece of reader mail:

You are, unquestionably, the opposite of funny. Your Garfield blog almost has an idea worth giving a shot, but your shit is so not funny it makes me mad that you're a live [sic], and even worse, you've procreated [sic]. You've created another unfunny piece of human waste, and for this you should be prosecuted. Please, die soon.

An open letter in response:

Thanks kindly for your constructive criticism, Gnick, if that is your real name. I'm sorry I made this blog. Please accept my most humble apologies for being "a live" and for being a proud father. I tried to make something you would find funny, but obviously since you became hostile and emailed me I have failed. I agree that I should be prosecuted for my crime of not entertaining you (after all, I have violated the Gnick Must Like Everything Law), and believe me, since I have let you down, I wish I could die, but--you know--love, happiness, family, friendship and all that. In any case... please, take care.

Best,
Timothy

Fin

2011-09-12T05:52:00.002-05:00

Fuc Boy 12

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Fuc Boy 11

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Fuc Boy 10

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Fuc Boy 9

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Fuc Boy 8

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Fuc Boy 7

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Fuc Boy 6

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Fuc Boy 5

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Fuc Boy 4

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Fuc Boy 3

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Fuc Boy 2

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Fuc Boy 1

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Bong

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Drugs

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Delivery

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Balloon

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Neighborhood

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Tight Pack

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Let's Dance

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Suck

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Rabong

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Chewing Gum

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Tree Fun 2

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Tree Fun 1

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Cha

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Random Infinity 3

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Random Infinity 2

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Random Infinity 1

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Pottery Store

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Acid Creep

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Sweet Prince

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Amps

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Attack

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Bad Mood

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Crazy

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Heroin Dope

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Mosh Pit

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Heaven

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Good Feeling

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Ice Dick

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Tired

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Charges

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Bomb Tennis

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Penis Shape

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Flat Face

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Wish

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Two Joints

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Earth Day

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Fart Door

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Condom

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With Everything

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Where

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Bowel Gas

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Finger Smell 3

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Finger Smell 2

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Finger Smell 1

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Dreamt

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Door

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Yipe

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Lather Report

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Jonging

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Number One

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Pigeon

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Smoking Marijuana

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Bimp

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Crap

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The Rest

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Will

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Solids

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Overfed 4

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Overfed 3

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Overfed 2

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Overfed 1

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Ah

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Aaaaaa

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Shampoo Bottles

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At Pork

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Toast

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Not Watch

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Married

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Kind of Funny

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Gardeners

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Work

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Poem

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Mystery Date

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Get 'Em

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Hit His Head

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Alphabet

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Hard On

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Crapped Pants

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Peace Dog

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Argument

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Toothpick

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Earl Grey

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Court

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Nothing

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Human Ass

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Man Cum

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